An Open Letter to Peter Frampton

Dear Peter,

First, I hope you do not mind the informality of my calling you simply by your first name. Somehow those blond tresses of yours makes me think calling you Mr. Frampton is just inappropriate. If you take offense, please let me know.

The primary purposes of my writing is to share with you a fantastic idea for the upcoming Halloween Holiday. Halloween being a favorite Holiday of mine, I've already started to think of some great costume ideas. Yes, I do realize it is still mid-summer, but when it comes to Halloween I am a real go-getter. But I digress.

Are you ready for the idea? well picture this...you as a Zombie. Yes, that's right Peter, just like in your 1976 album, you would literally "Come Alive". Yes, yes, I know what you are thinking, brilliant! You can go ahead and thank me by being the best Peter Frampton Zombie you can be. An autographed glossy 8X10 photo of you in your costume may also be nice.

Best,
Sarah

p.s. If you do not celebrate Halloween for sociopolitical reasons, would you mind terribly if I revisited the costume idea upon your passing? I hope that not too morose.

Just 4 more days until vacation, getting so excited. SF, Disneyland, good friends, new hair do!! If you're stuck at home this summer, my condolences.



And another special wish for everyone...



someecards is the best thing evah!!!

Conan the Destroyer (of bad Comedy)

I've always thought that there are 2 kinds of people in this world. People who enjoy Conan O'Brien and people who enjoy Jay Leno. I stand firmly in the O'Brien camp. I don't know if it makes me a snob, but I consider "Jaywalking" an attack on humanity.

Further reading on the subject here. The article makes me think he very much needs one or two female writers on his staff. Talk about a dream job...

Skills to Pay the Bills

I totally need to learn this guy's routine so that I can wake up later than like 5:30 every morning. I especially enjoy the pants shimmy. Although, not as much as that one lady in the audience.



Come on people, let's make the pants shimmy a cool new party trick. Or maybe they can write a song about it. It has to be better than this.

Paper Heart

Kind of excited to see this:



Although, it could run the risk of being too adorable. There is a fine line.

From A to A

Started trying to listen to the artists on my ipod in order and the band Afghan Whigs still rocks my socks after all these years.

Debonair @ Yahoo! Video

Air will likely be the soundtrack to my walk home

Air - New Music - More Music Videos

I will be very proud of myself if I can manage to get past C with this little experiment.

One Angry Man

I came across this affidavit this morning and had to laugh. It looks like a joke, but in my experience people do get this testy about jury duty, they just don't put it in writing to the Court.

Heather and I actually have a wall of shame at the office that is filled with things we've come across that made us laugh. This has been placed among the other documents, which include a rental application in which an applicant lists the reason for leaving his former address as "followed a girl" and a photo of a unit taken at the time of the tenant's move-out. The photo is of the unit's bathroom and documents all of the items that were left behind including a pair of BVDs in the center of the room. The underwear is arranged in a way that we imagine the Sheriff was pounding at the door and someone literally jumped out of their BVDs and ran. Actaully, now that I think about it that may be more sad than funny.