Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Skills to Pay the Bills

I totally need to learn this guy's routine so that I can wake up later than like 5:30 every morning. I especially enjoy the pants shimmy. Although, not as much as that one lady in the audience.



Come on people, let's make the pants shimmy a cool new party trick. Or maybe they can write a song about it. It has to be better than this.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Paper Heart

Kind of excited to see this:



Although, it could run the risk of being too adorable. There is a fine line.

Friday, May 8, 2009

From A to A

Started trying to listen to the artists on my ipod in order and the band Afghan Whigs still rocks my socks after all these years.



Air will likely be the soundtrack to my walk home



I will be very proud of myself if I can manage to get past C with this little experiment.

Friday, May 1, 2009

One Angry Man




I came across this affidavit this morning and had to laugh. It looks like a joke, but in my experience people do get this testy about jury duty, they just don't put it in writing to the Court.

Heather and I actually have a wall of shame at the office that is filled with things we've come across that made us laugh. This has been placed among the other documents, which include a rental application in which an applicant lists the reason for leaving his former address as "followed a girl" and a photo of a unit taken at the time of the tenant's move-out. The photo is of the unit's bathroom and documents all of the items that were left behind including a pair of BVDs in the center of the room. The underwear is arranged in a way that we imagine the Sheriff was pounding at the door and someone literally jumped out of their BVDs and ran. Actaully, now that I think about it that may be more sad than funny.