So about 2 weeks ago one of my bosses brought in a Costco sized box of assorted 100 calorie snack packs for the office. About half way through the box we discovered an empty pack, a SEALED empty pack. A paid for SEALED empty pack at that. I could not let this injustice go and promptly wrote a letter to the good people at Nabisco. Well guess what I got in the mail today? That's right people, read it and weep, I got me a coupon good for no less than $4.49 worth of Nabisco goods AND an apology letter reassuring me that this will not happen again. Shout out to David Horowitz, I hope I made you proud.
Another letter may need to go out today though, seeing as how my morning cereal had far less than the 2 scoops or raisins advertised...
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Speaking of customer letters, we got the ultimate letter/manifesto dropped into our collection box at work. It was at least 60 pages of the craziest hand written nonsense I have ever read. It was from an apparent immigrant woman, and detailed her stay in Visalia with her "chofer" (chauffeur??)Gillermo. Who was also an "areoplane driver". And oh yea, she wanted some information about some postage rates. And she was concerned with those who have stopped breathing being cremated while still alive. And thats only the first 20 pages. AWESOME!
Ha. When crazy people aren't dangerous, they are pretty awesome. I am so intrigued about the remaining 40 pages. What happens to the chofer and aeroplane driver?!?
I think that the final 2 envelopes were left unopened and my Supe called the postal inspectors. so we will never know unless they sell the movie rights. I did get copies of the first 20 pages though. I should scan them and see if I can send them too you. It's pretty awesome.
I will be on the lookout for new movie releases staring one, Guillermo, the worldly chofer.
I'm thinking either Benicio Del Toro or Cheech Marin.
Curiously, the latest hurricane to pop up in our neighborhood...named Guillermo.
Antonio Banderas?
Also, I am very excited because some crazies we have a case against filed an appeal in another matter and the ICA has set it for oral arguments. Crazies being questioned by/arguing with really smart people is great entertainment. It would make a good show. I mean it would have to be at least as popular as Are You As Smart As A Fifth Grader.
Don'tchu love it when big companies actually RESPOND? -And very politely at that! I still have my letter and gift certificate for a free pack from the friendly folks at Otter Pop. (I'm sure it has expired by now.)
I questioned as to why the characters didn't look like the ones I grew up with. They responded with: "As times change, we feel that we too must update in order to keep things fresh. We apologize if you do not agree with this decision...here is a gift cert for a free pack of OP...we hope to still hold your business." (or something like that)
I posted that letter on my wall for a whole year.
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